Name: Nuclear Happie T-Shirt
Brand: Happie
SKU: 5126133_9557
Price: 35.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Nuclear Happie T-Shirt is a premium hemp-derived Delta-9 THC seltzer by Happie®. Nano-emulsified for fast-acting effects in 15–30 minutes with a balanced 1:1 THC-to-CBD ratio. Only 30 calories per can — the best low-calorie THC drink available. Sweetened with organic agave nectar, infused with ocean minerals, and made with real fruit flavor. Zero alcohol, zero hangover. Vegan, gluten-free, lab tested. 2018 Farm Bill compliant. Free shipping on orders $50+. Subscribe & save 20%.

Discover a new standard in social sipping with Happie THC Beverages—crafted for those who want real flavor, real effects, and real wellness. Every can is a celebration: bold, refreshing taste meets a perfectly balanced, fast-acting buzz, so you can unwind, connect, and elevate any moment—no hangover, no regrets.

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	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61