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Happie Variety Pack

Four bold flavors, one happy pack—the perfect way to discover your favorite vibe.

The full happiness experience | THC Seltzer Variety Pack Why choose one vibe when you can have them all? Our Variety Pack brings together all four Happie flavors—Groovy Grapefruit, Cheery Cherry, Grateful Grape, and Sublime—so you can explore, discover your favorite, or match your mood to the moment. Each can delivers 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1 ratio) with nano-emulsified hemp extract for fast-acting effects in 15-30 minutes. Naturally sweetened with organic agave and honey, infused with ocean minerals for hydration. Just 30 calories per can. Vegan. Gluten-free. Non-GMO.

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Groovy Grapefruit

Zesty, vibrant grapefruit with a subtle sweetness—refreshing and uplifting with every pour.

Citrus Zing + California Chill is a bright THC seltzer inspired by pure California sunshine. Bursting with zesty citrus flavor, each can delivers a balanced 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1) for an uplifting, mellow buzz—no alcohol, no hangover. Fresh, vibrant, and perfect for beach days, daytime hangs, and good vibes only.

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Grateful Grape

Classic grape with a modern twist—deep, juicy, and satisfyingly smooth for anytime enjoyment.

Grateful Grape is a smooth THC seltzer with juicy grape flavor and balanced relaxation. Each 12oz can features a 1:1 blend of 5mg THC + 5mg CBD for feel-good vibes—no alcohol, no anxiety. Fast-acting nano hemp, lightly sweetened with organic agave and honey, plus Aquamin® ocean minerals for hydration. Only 30 calories. Vegan. Gluten-free. Non-GMO.

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Sublime

Bright and citrusy, with a lively, invigorating flavor that keeps your mood light and your mind clear.

Lime Zest + Minty Fresh blends bright lime with cooling wild mint for a crisp, refreshing sip. Each 12oz can delivers a balanced 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1) for uplifting, feel-good vibes—no alcohol, no crash. Fast-acting nano hemp, lightly sweetened with organic agave and honey, plus Aquamin® ocean minerals for hydration. Only 30 calories. Vegan. Gluten-free. Non-GMO.

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Cheery Cherry

A burst of juicy cherry flavor—playful, sweet, and perfectly balanced for feel-good moments.

Sweet Cherry Bliss is a refreshing THC seltzer bursting with juicy cherry flavor and smooth, balanced vibes. Each 12oz can delivers a perfectly dosed 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1) for relaxed, feel-good moments without the hangover. Fast-acting nano hemp kicks in within 15–30 minutes, lightly sweetened with organic agave and honey, and infused with Aquamin® ocean minerals for hydration support.

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Fungi Fusion

These aren’t your average wellness drinks. Each Happie Mushroom Beverage blends juicy, nostalgic flavor with powerful functional mushrooms and ocean-derived magnesium — for daily focus, calm, and energy without the crash. No THC. No caffeine. Just functional fun.