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Happie 5mg Variety Pack

Four bold flavors, one happy pack—the perfect way to discover your favorite vibe.

The full happiness experience | THC Seltzer Variety Pack Why choose one vibe when you can have them all? Our Variety Pack brings together all four Happie flavors—Groovy Grapefruit, Cheery Cherry, Grateful Grape, and Sublime—so you can explore, discover your favorite, or match your mood to the moment. Each can delivers 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1 ratio) with nano-emulsified hemp extract for fast-acting effects in 15-30 minutes. Naturally sweetened with organic agave and honey, infused with ocean minerals for hydration. Just 30 calories per can. Vegan. Gluten-free. Non-GMO.

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Groovy Grapefruit

Zesty, vibrant grapefruit with a subtle sweetness—refreshing and uplifting with every pour.

Happie Groovy Grapefruit is a hemp-derived Delta-9 THC sparkling beverage available in 5mg and 10mg doses — a premium, legal alcohol alternative. Groovy Grapefruit combines tart, zesty grapefruit flavor with a precise dose of federally compliant hemp-derived Delta-9 THC (under 0.3% by dry weight). Each can delivers a relaxing social buzz without alcohol's calories, hangovers, or next-day regret. Bright, citrus-forward flavor with a clean sparkling finish. Perfect for brunch, poolside sipping, or swapping out your evening cocktail. Onset in 15–30 minutes with effects lasting 2–4 hours — designed for a smooth, predictable experience. Format: 12 oz (355 mL) sparkling can · Available in 5mg and 10mg THC · Low calorie · Caffeine-free · Vegan · Gluten-free Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Organic Agave, Citric Acid, Natural Grapefruit Flavor, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid

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Cheery Cherry

A burst of juicy cherry flavor—playful, sweet, and perfectly balanced for feel-good moments.

Sweet Cherry Bliss is a refreshing THC seltzer bursting with juicy cherry flavor and smooth, balanced vibes. Each 12oz can delivers a perfectly dosed 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1) for relaxed, feel-good moments without the hangover.Fast-acting nano hemp kicks in within 15–30 minutes, lightly sweetened with organic agave and honey, and infused with Aquamin® ocean minerals for hydration support.

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Sublime

Bright and citrusy, with a lively, invigorating flavor that keeps your mood light and your mind clear.

Happie Sublime is a hemp-derived Delta-9 THC sparkling beverage available in 5mg and 10mg doses — a premium, legal alcohol alternative. Sublime delivers a smooth, uplifting cannabis experience in a light citrus-forward sparkling format. Each can contains federally compliant hemp-derived Delta-9 THC (under 0.3% by dry weight), providing a relaxing social buzz without alcohol's calories, hangovers, or next-day regret. Subtly crafted with natural citrus and botanical notes. Perfect for rooftop hangs, dinner parties, or a chill evening at home. Onset in 15–30 minutes with effects lasting 2–4 hours — designed for a smooth, predictable experience. Format: 12 oz (355 mL) sparkling can · Available in 5mg and 10mg THC · Low calorie · Caffeine-free · Vegan · Gluten-free Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Organic Agave, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid

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Grateful Grape

Classic grape with a modern twist—deep, juicy, and satisfyingly smooth for anytime enjoyment.

Happie Grateful Grape is a hemp-derived Delta-9 THC sparkling beverage available in 5mg and 10mg doses — a premium, legal alcohol alternative. Grateful Grape pairs bold, juicy grape flavor with a precise dose of federally compliant hemp-derived Delta-9 THC (under 0.3% by dry weight). Each can delivers a relaxing social buzz without alcohol's calories, hangovers, or next-day regret. Rich, natural grape flavor with a clean sparkling finish. Great for game nights, backyard cookouts, or replacing your evening glass of wine. Onset in 15–30 minutes with effects lasting 2–4 hours — designed for a smooth, predictable experience. Format: 12 oz (355 mL) sparkling can · Available in 5mg and 10mg THC · Low calorie · Caffeine-free · Vegan · Gluten-free Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Organic Agave, Citric Acid, Natural Grape Flavor, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid

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Cheery Cherry Happier

A burst of juicy cherry flavor—playful, sweet, and perfectly balanced for feel-good moments.

Sweet Cherry Bliss is a refreshing THC seltzer bursting with juicy cherry flavor and smooth, balanced vibes. Each 12oz can delivers a perfectly dosed 10mg THC + 5mg CBD (2:1) for relaxed, feel-good moments without the hangover.Fast-acting nano hemp kicks in within 15–30 minutes, lightly sweetened with organic agave and honey, and infused with Aquamin® ocean minerals for hydration support.

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Fungi Fusion

These aren’t your average wellness drinks. Each Happie Mushroom Beverage blends juicy, nostalgic flavor with powerful functional mushrooms and ocean-derived magnesium — for daily focus, calm, and energy without the crash. No THC. No caffeine. Just functional fun.