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Happie Variety Pack
Hemp-Powered THC Seltzer
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The full happiness experience | THC Seltzer Variety Pack
Why choose one vibe when you can have them all? Our Variety Pack brings together all four Happie flavors—Groovy Grapefruit, Cheery Cherry, Grateful Grape, and Sublime—so you can explore, discover your favorite, or match your mood to the moment.
Each can delivers 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1 ratio) with nano-emulsified hemp extract for fast-acting effects in 15-30 minutes. Naturally sweetened with organic agave and honey, infused with ocean minerals for hydration.
Just 30 calories per can. Vegan. Gluten-free. Non-GMO.
🌿 What's Inside?
⚡ How It Works
Nano-Emulsified = Fast-Acting
We break down hemp extract into tiny particles that your body absorbs quickly. That means effects in 15-30 minutes, not 2 hours like edibles.
Balanced Blend for Control
5mg THC + 5mg CBD creates a gentle, functional buzz. You're relaxed and social, not couch-locked or paranoid. Think "two glasses of wine" vibe, but cleaner.
Timeline: First Sip to Next Morning
- 15-30 min: Effects start to kick in—stress melts, mood lifts
- 45-60 min: Peak relaxation, perfect for socializing or unwinding
- 3-4 hours: Gentle comedown, no crash
- Next morning: Wake up refreshed, zero hangover
Why It Beats Alcohol
No empty calories. No dehydration. No waking up wondering what you said last night. Just good vibes and better mornings.
✅ Lab Tested & Legally Shipped
Farm Bill Compliant
Every can contains hemp-derived Delta-9 THC within federal legal limits (<0.3% by dry weight). This isn't a legal gray area—it's 100% compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill.
Third-Party Lab Tested
Each batch is tested for potency, purity, and safety. COAs (Certificates of Analysis) available in the link below. No surprises, just transparency.
Ships to 40+ States
We ship directly to your door in most states. If we can't ship to you, we'll let you know at checkout.
21+ Only
Happie is for adults who want to unwind responsibly. Age verification required at checkout.
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The happie difference
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⚡ 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1 Bliss Ratio)
Kicks in within 15-20 minutes, not hours. Nano-Emulsified Hemp Extract, absorbs faster so you feel it sooner. Control your vibe. -
🍯 No Cane Sugar - Blue Agave Sweetened
Sweetened with organic blue agave only. Just 30 calories and 7g natural sugar per can. All flavor, zero crash. -
🌊 Aquamin S. Ocean Minerals
Calcium and magnesium from pristine ocean waters. Real hydration that supports your body, not just sparkling water. -
🌱 Farm to Can
Small-batch Northern California hemp from farms we know by name. Complete seed-to-can traceability you can trust.
Everything You Want, Nothing You Don't
Alcohol Free
Delta 9 THC
Low Cal
Vegan
1:1 CBD Ratio
Loved by 1,200+ Happy Drinkers
Real people. Real vibes. Real results.
Why happie hits different
Non-alcoholic, low-calorie, and always third-party tested for purity and safety.
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Questions? We got you
Yes—but it's a controlled, functional buzz. Think relaxed and social, not couch-locked. With 5mg THC and 5mg CBD per can, you'll feel a mellow lift similar to 1-2 glasses of wine. Effects kick in within 15-30 minutes and last 2-4 hours. Perfect for unwinding without losing your evening.Pro tip: New to THC? Start with half a can and see how you feel after 30 minutes.
Yes. Happie contains hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, which is federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill (as long as it's under 0.3% THC by dry weight—which ours is). We ship directly to 40+ states. We cannot ship to: AL, AK, HI, ID, MT, VA If your state isn't on the list, you'll see a notification at checkout. All orders require 21+ age verification.
Possibly. Happie contains real Delta-9 THC—the same compound found in cannabis. If you're subject to drug testing for work, sports, or other reasons, we recommend avoiding THC products entirely. Better safe than sorry.
First-timers: Start with half a can (2.5mg THC). Wait 30 minutes. If you want more, finish the can. Regular cannabis users: One can (5mg THC) is a solid starting point. You can always have a second if you want to level up. Tolerance varies. Body weight, metabolism, and experience all play a role. You can always drink more—you can't drink less. Start low, go slow, and find your happy place.
We chose organic agave nectar and organic honey because they're natural, lower-glycemic sweeteners that won't spike your blood sugar like cane sugar does. You get 30 calories and just 5-7g of sugar per can—way less than most sodas, seltzers, or cocktails.
Aquamin® is a mineral complex sourced from red algae in the North Atlantic. It's packed with magnesium and calcium—two minerals your body burns through when you're stressed, active, or (let's be honest) hungover from regular drinks. Think of it as built-in insurance for your next morning. Most THC drinks just get you buzzed. Happie gets you buzzed and takes care of you.
