Delta-9 THC Seltzers

Hemp-derived Delta-9 THC seltzers, brewed in California for adults who've outgrown the hangover. Happie® makes federally compliant THC drinks (under 0.3% by dry weight, 2018 Farm Bill compliant) that ship to 40+ states — the kind of grown-up alternative that fits at the dinner table, the backyard cookout, or wherever you used to reach for a beer or a glass of wine.

Choose your dose: 5mg or 10mg

Every can is precision-dosed and clearly labeled, so you actually know what you're drinking. Our 5mg cans are built for a smooth social buzz — the kind of low-and-slow vibe that pairs with conversation, a long dinner, or a couple drinks with friends. Our 10mg cans hit harder for experienced consumers who want a full, predictable session in a single can. New to THC beverages? Start at 5mg.

Onset typically lands in 15–30 minutes thanks to our nano-emulsified formula. Effects last 2–4 hours. No edibles-style two-hour delay. No alcohol. No hangover. No next-day regret.

Four flavors, all California-crafted

Bold, juicy, and made to actually taste like the fruit on the can — not like a syrup. Each variety pairs natural flavor with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, organic agave, and a clean sparkling finish.

• Cheery Cherry — deep, ripe cherry with a tart edge. Built for cocktail-replacement nights.
• Grateful Grape — rich, juicy grape with that classic bold finish. The crowd-pleaser.
• Groovy Grapefruit — bright and citrus-forward. The closest thing on the shelf to a crisp paloma without the tequila.
• Sublime — clean, bright lime with a sparkling finish. The summer go-to.

Why Happie® THC seltzer over the alternatives

Most THC drinks taste like cough syrup, oversell their effects, or hide behind vague dosing. We don't. Each Happie® can is:

• Precision-dosed (5mg or 10mg, exactly — not “up to 10mg” like some competitors)
• Hemp-derived and federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill
• Vegan, gluten-free, low-calorie
• Made with real fruit flavor and organic agave — no artificial sweeteners
• Nano-emulsified for predictable, fast-acting effects

Whether you're cutting alcohol, cutting calories, or just looking for something better than another seltzer with vodka in it, this is the shelf-stable answer. Free shipping on orders over $75.

New to Delta-9 THC seltzers?

Start with our 5mg Variety Pack — one can of each flavor at the easier-going dose — or the 16-pack if you're hosting. Read our guide on choosing between 5mg and 10mg if you're still deciding.

Must be 21+ to purchase. Do not operate vehicles or machinery. Consult your physician before use if pregnant, nursing, or taking medication.