THC Drinks
Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC
THC Drinks
Happie THC seltzers are premium hemp-derived Delta-9 THC beverages crafted in California. Each can contains nano-emulsified THC for fast-acting effects in 15–30 minutes — no waiting hours like traditional edibles.
Fast-Acting
Nano-emulsified THC kicks in within 15–30 minutes — not hours.
Balanced 1:1
A perfect 1:1 THC-to-CBD ratio for a smooth, controlled, functional buzz.
Ocean Minerals
Infused with Aquamin® ocean-derived minerals for natural hydration.
Just 30 Calories
Sweetened with organic agave. Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, zero artificial flavors.
Why Happie Is the Best THC Seltzer
Looking for the best THC seltzer? Happie leads the category with nano-emulsified absorption, organic agave sweetener, ocean minerals, and a perfect 1:1 THC-to-CBD ratio. Whether you want a cannabis seltzer for social gatherings, a weed drink for relaxation, or a healthy alcohol alternative for mindful drinking — Happie is the premium choice for hemp-infused beverages.
Available in 5mg and 10mg strengths across 7 fruit flavors — Mango Mimosa, Grateful Grape, Watermelon, Blue Razzberry, Groovy Grapefruit, Cheery Cherry, and Sublime. Perfect for the sober curious movement, party drink alternatives, and anyone seeking a low-calorie cannabis beverage.
3rd-Party Lab Tested
2018 Farm Bill Compliant
Ships to 40+ States
7 Fruit Flavors
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