Happie On Blast Oversized Hoodie
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 28 ½ |
| L | 42-45 | 29 ½ |
| XL | 46-49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 30 ½ |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 31 |
Hemp-Derived THC Seltzer
Happie On Blast Oversized Hoodie at a glance
- ⚡ Fast-acting: 15–30 min
- ⚖️ Balanced 1:1 THC:CBD
- 🔥 Only 30 calories
- 🌵 Organic agave, real fruit
- 🌊 Ocean minerals
- 🚫 Zero alcohol, zero hangover
- ✅ 2018 Farm Bill compliant
- 🔬 Lab tested
Happie On Blast Oversized Hoodie is a premium hemp-derived Delta-9 THC seltzer by Happie®. Nano-emulsified for fast-acting effects in 15–30 minutes with a balanced 1:1 THC-to-CBD ratio. Only 30 calories per can — the best low-calorie THC drink available. Sweetened with organic agave nectar, infused with ocean minerals, and made with real fruit flavor. Zero alcohol, zero hangover. Vegan, gluten-free, lab tested. 2018 Farm Bill compliant.
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Discover a new standard in social sipping with Happie THC Beverages—crafted for those who want real flavor, real effects, and real wellness. Every can is a celebration: bold, refreshing taste meets a perfectly balanced, fast-acting buzz, so you can unwind, connect, and elevate any moment—no hangover, no regrets.
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