California Sober Tote Bag
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
California Sober Tote Bag is a premium hemp-derived Delta-9 THC seltzer by Happie®. Nano-emulsified for fast-acting effects in 15–30 minutes with a balanced 1:1 THC-to-CBD ratio. Only 30 calories per can — the best low-calorie THC drink available. Sweetened with organic agave nectar, infused with ocean minerals, and made with real fruit flavor. Zero alcohol, zero hangover. Vegan, gluten-free, lab tested. 2018 Farm Bill compliant. Free shipping on orders $50+. Subscribe & save 20%.
Discover a new standard in social sipping with Happie THC Beverages—crafted for those who want real flavor, real effects, and real wellness. Every can is a celebration: bold, refreshing taste meets a perfectly balanced, fast-acting buzz, so you can unwind, connect, and elevate any moment—no hangover, no regrets.
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