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Discover a new standard in social sipping with Happie THC Beverages—crafted for those who want real flavor, real effects, and real wellness. Every can is a celebration: bold, refreshing taste meets a perfectly balanced, fast-acting buzz, so you can unwind, connect, and elevate any moment—no hangover, no regrets.

Featured Flavors

Groovy Grapefruit

Zesty, vibrant grapefruit with a subtle sweetness—refreshing and uplifting with every pour.

Citrus Zing + California Chill | THC SeltzerExperience pure California sunshine in a can! Groovy Grapefruit is a zesty, bright THC seltzer bursting with juicy citrus flavor and balanced with a mellow, mood-boosting buzz. Each can delivers a perfectly dosed 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1 ratio) for feel-good relaxation and social vibes—without the hangover. Perfect for midday mood boosts, beach days, and good vibrations.
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Grateful Grape

Classic grape with a modern twist—deep, juicy, and satisfyingly smooth for anytime enjoyment.

Meet Grateful Grape—the mellow, crowd-pleasing THC seltzer that brings smooth grape flavor and balanced relaxation in every sip. Each 12oz can delivers a perfectly dosed 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1 ratio) designed for feel-good vibes, social connection, and stress-free evenings—no alcohol, no anxiety, no regrets.Crafted with nano-emulsified hemp extract for a smooth, balanced lift you can feel in 15-30 minutes. Sweetened naturally with organic agave and honey (only 5-7g sugar) and enhanced with Aquamin® ocean minerals for hydration support. Whether you're hosting friends, winding down solo, or just want something delicious and functional, this is your go-to grape escape.Only 30 calories per can. Vegan. Gluten-free. Non-GMO. Clean, plant-powered ingredients that do what they're supposed to.
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Cheery Cherry

A burst of juicy cherry flavor—playful, sweet, and perfectly balanced for feel-good moments.

Sweet Cherry Bliss | THC SeltzerCheery Cherry is your new go-to for those moments when you want something sweet, something chill, and something that just hits different. This bright THC seltzer bursts with juicy cherry flavor and delivers a perfectly dosed 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1 ratio) for feel-good relaxation and social vibes—without the hangover.Nano-emulsified hemp extract means fast-acting effects in 15-30 minutes. Naturally sweetened with organic agave and honey (just 5-7g sugar) and infused with Aquamin® ocean minerals to support hydration and recovery. Perfect for unwinding after work, weekend hangs, or whenever you need a cherry-flavored mood boost.Just 30 calories. Vegan. Gluten-free. Non-GMO.
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Sublime

Bright and citrusy, with a lively, invigorating flavor that keeps your mood light and your mind clear.

Lime Zest + Minty Fresh | THC SeltzerSublime blends bright lime with cooling wild mint for a flavor that's as invigorating as it is relaxing. Each 12oz can delivers a perfectly dosed 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (1:1 ratio) for balanced, uplifting vibes—no alcohol, no crash, no morning regrets.Nano-emulsified hemp extract means fast-acting effects in 15-30 minutes. Naturally sweetened with organic agave and honey (just 5-7g sugar) and infused with Aquamin® ocean minerals for hydration support. Perfect for summer days, outdoor adventures, or anytime you need a crisp, clean reset.Just 30 calories. Vegan. Gluten-free. Non-GMO.
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Why You'll Love Happie THC Beverages

Unmatched Flavor

Aura uses sustainably sourced botanicals to create balms and serums that nurture your skin while being kind to the planet.

Feel-Good Effects

Our hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and CBD blend is precisely dosed for a smooth, uplifting high and mellow mood. Enjoy fast-acting relaxation and social vibes—without the next-day drag.

Wellness-Forward Formulation

Infused with ocean minerals for hydration and recovery, plus clean, plant-based ingredients—no artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives.

Superior Bioavailability

Advanced formulation means your body absorbs the good stuff quickly, so you feel the effects when you want them—no waiting, no guesswork.

No Compromises

Non-alcoholic, low-calorie, and always third-party tested for purity and safety.

Anytime, Anywhere Enjoyment

Portable and versatile, perfect for relaxing evenings, lively get-togethers, or on-the-go refreshment.

Unmatched Flavor

Aura uses sustainably sourced botanicals to create balms and serums that nurture your skin while being kind to the planet.
Superior Bioavailability

Advanced formulation means your body absorbs the good stuff quickly, so you feel the effects when you want them—no waiting, no guesswork.
Feel-Good Effects

Our hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and CBD blend is precisely dosed for a smooth, uplifting high and mellow mood. Enjoy fast-acting relaxation and social vibes—without the next-day drag.
No Compromises

Non-alcoholic, low-calorie, and always third-party tested for purity and safety.
Wellness-Forward Formulation

Infused with ocean minerals for hydration and recovery, plus clean, plant-based ingredients—no artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives.
Anytime, Anywhere Enjoyment

Portable and versatile, perfect for relaxing evenings, lively get-togethers, or on-the-go refreshment.

Try Fungi Fusion!

Happie Fungi Fusion brings together timeless botanical wisdom and today’s refreshment culture. Each fizzy can combines adaptogenic mushrooms with trace ocean minerals and vibrant fruit flavors—providing clean, steady energy alongside clarity and calm. With enhanced absorption and a crave-worthy taste, it’s a functional beverage designed to fuel both body and mind.

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61

Nuclear Happie T-Shirt

Featured Flavors

Groovy Grapefruit

Grateful Grape

Cheery Cherry

Sublime

Why You'll Love Happie THC Beverages

Unmatched Flavor

Feel-Good Effects

Wellness-Forward Formulation

Superior Bioavailability

No Compromises

Anytime, Anywhere Enjoyment

Unmatched Flavor

Superior Bioavailability

Feel-Good Effects

No Compromises

Wellness-Forward Formulation

Anytime, Anywhere Enjoyment

Try Fungi Fusion!

Mango Mimosa 6-Pack

Watermelon 6-Pack

Blue Razzberry 6-Pack

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